Your wedding is a funeral for your cockMy friends 87 year old grandpa
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, ‘I don’t care how hard this is, I don’t care how disappointed I am, I’m not going to let this get the best of me. I’m moving on with my life.Your Best Life Now (Joel Osteen)
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to all people out there
isn’t it obvious who’s the monster ?
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Literally have been listening to Trumpets and Kama Sutra by Jason Derulo all day.
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
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If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.(via socialnutterfly)
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MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
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