Your wedding is a funeral for your cock

My friends 87 year old grandpa

Monday, August 11 with 2 notes
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, ‘I don’t care how hard this is, I don’t care how disappointed I am, I’m not going to let this get the best of me. I’m moving on with my life.

Your Best Life Now (Joel Osteen)

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to all people out there

beg 

you

to 

open

your

eyes 

isn’t it obvious who’s the monster ?

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Sunday, July 20 with 566 notes

Literally have been listening to Trumpets and Kama Sutra by Jason Derulo all day.

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fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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Tuesday, July 15 with 164,057 notes
If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.

(via socialnutterfly)

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nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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